1 00:00:16,070 --> 00:00:18,750 Diwali is meant to be about new beginnings. 2 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:20,970 Light over darkness. 3 00:00:49,260 --> 00:00:50,580 I wish I could undo it all. 4 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:07,720 Money well spent, huh? 5 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:21,270 That's it. 6 00:01:21,530 --> 00:01:22,870 That is it. 7 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:25,450 Diwali is canceled. 8 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,090 What? 9 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:33,110 I wanted my first Diwali to be explosive, but this is not what I had in 10 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:34,110 mind. 11 00:02:04,979 --> 00:02:06,820 Could've fallen for a voosie, seepo. 12 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:12,620 Hey, 13 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,040 how's it going? 14 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,720 I suck at this. 15 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,640 Perfect. I am a natural. 16 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,020 Relax, Mabatu. 17 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,100 It's just Indian fudge, not a sign from the ancestors. 18 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,100 Or is it? 19 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:43,620 The great Dr. Mabato Nkomo can perform surgery on the tiniest part of the human 20 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:46,820 body, but she's defeated by Diwali treats. 21 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:50,540 Your parents are going to hate me. Okay, listen, they're not going to know if I 22 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:51,159 helped you. 23 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,160 Of course they'll know. 24 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,140 He's Indian and begs for a living. I'm black and operate on eyeballs for a 25 00:02:56,140 --> 00:02:57,140 living. 26 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,880 Fine, fine, but if anybody asks, you are never here. 27 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:06,380 It's, uh, it's... 28 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,500 Just sit down. Sit down. There you go. Good. 29 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:13,740 Nice. 30 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,580 God, I love him. 31 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:26,860 They're going to see right through me. 32 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:30,060 They are going to love you, just like I do. 33 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:34,560 Okay, but what if they don't? And what if they hate our engagement news? 34 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,400 You know what would help? 35 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:37,680 Don't say it. 36 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:38,820 Your parents. 37 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,640 I mean, it's not too late to invite them to Durban. And you said it. Said what? 38 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:44,760 The bad words, Tanwasam. 39 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:49,740 Parents. Okay, well, I hate to break it to you, but Diwali is about family. It's 40 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:51,720 literally our version of Christmas. 41 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,080 You know why you've never been to a Gomo family Christmas? 42 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,360 We don't celebrate Christmas. 43 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:57,880 We survive it. 44 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,700 But they'll find out about the engagement as well. 45 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,920 Two families. 46 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,640 One's done. 47 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:11,600 Well. If we're just telling parents things, we can tell your parents that 48 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,180 you quit medicine to open a bakery. 49 00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:18,579 Just had to ruin the moment, didn't you? 50 00:04:18,899 --> 00:04:19,899 Why are you scratching? 51 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,300 Is your eczema back? 52 00:04:21,579 --> 00:04:22,920 That only happens when you're nervous. 53 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,880 Baby, it's a mosquito bite, okay? I am not nervous. 54 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:29,620 I'm excited. 55 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:35,880 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. We're gonna be late. 56 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,200 And you're never late. 57 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,920 Yes, and we definitely can't be late for our only engagement party. 58 00:05:09,659 --> 00:05:16,000 which part of small intimate affair was not clear you sent 15 emails and i got 59 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:23,000 bored tony you are leaving the single world they play you've got to 60 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,400 go out and start thank you i think that's really sweet of you don't you 61 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,660 don't thank her What if our parents find out before we tell them? We need to 62 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:30,519 stick to the plan. 63 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,000 We road trip into Durban, I meet your parents, they fall in love with me, then 64 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,100 we can tell my parents. 65 00:05:58,350 --> 00:05:59,770 This engagement party is on! 66 00:06:00,430 --> 00:06:01,430 You know, 67 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:05,230 I never thought you had it in you. 68 00:06:40,979 --> 00:06:47,780 You guys know my mother my first value with Russians family has to be 69 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:48,780 perfect 70 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,320 Someone always messes up. Tommy, that is why I replied to the T. 71 00:06:54,580 --> 00:07:00,260 Because no room for error means no room for messing up. Exactly. I know. Let's 72 00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:04,860 groove. The chaos, the chaos, the chaos, the chaos is coming inside, coming 73 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:07,160 inside the chaos. Sparky, sparky, sparkly. 74 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:08,980 Good 75 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:16,040 morning 76 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,480 to the world out there. 77 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:23,090 I can't believe I finally get to see where you grew up. 78 00:07:23,470 --> 00:07:26,450 Yes, but remind me, why didn't we just fly to Durban? 79 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:29,910 I didn't make a billion sweetmeats to have them squashed on a plane. 80 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:34,650 Technically, you didn't really make those sweetmeats. Right, well, baby, to 81 00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:38,370 your family, I am the best at making Indian treats. 82 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:44,530 Yeah, to me, you are the best at everything. You are... imperfect. 83 00:07:47,410 --> 00:07:48,930 Stop trying to distract me. 84 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:53,720 Okay, for the weekend, we have shopping for new clothes, meal preps, and the 85 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,080 Chelsea annual family cricket game, and then the Diwali feast. 86 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,820 Shall we go over it again? We've been through this every night for the last 87 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:03,140 week. One more time for good luck. 88 00:08:11,049 --> 00:08:16,690 Dr. Shyam Chetty, award-winning cardiologist and devoted family man. I 89 00:08:16,690 --> 00:08:19,290 mean, the man literally saves lives every day. 90 00:08:19,570 --> 00:08:23,450 You make him sound like a saint. Your father single-handedly started the 91 00:08:23,450 --> 00:08:24,750 Chetty Wellness Center. 92 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:27,070 Give him a cape and call him Superman already. 93 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:29,790 Is Mr. Pulley prepped and ready for his angioplasty? 94 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:36,210 Next, your brother, Darshan Chetty, top-rated orthopedic surgeon, eldest 95 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:38,909 son, and heir to the Chetty throne. 96 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,320 You do know we're not royalty, right? 97 00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:42,740 Varshan, you're ruining this. 98 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,780 Anyway, Darshan is happily married to childhood sweetheart Daya, an 99 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:49,120 anesthesiologist. Hello, my Varsha. 100 00:08:49,340 --> 00:08:52,420 You know exactly what kind of bone I wish for. 101 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,820 Hashtag couple goals. 102 00:08:57,100 --> 00:09:02,160 Then there's Varusha, dermatologist, rose amongst the thorns, and your 103 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,900 younger sister. Even though she pretends to be older. 104 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,840 You want to be beautiful, yes? 105 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:13,180 She's happily married to a vet after a little bit of parental resistance, but 106 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:15,740 your parents are so liberal. 107 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:22,440 Dr. Chetty, your wife is here. You know I have a name, right? It's... And 108 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:29,220 finally, our matriarch. Perfect mom, homemaker, and tiger mom extraordinaire. 109 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:31,880 She's the glue to the Chetty family. 110 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,500 Matarina and I are bound to be besties. 111 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:37,220 Let's, uh... 112 00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:40,070 Let's start with auntie. We are going to work our way up tomorrow. 113 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:42,630 Let me just handle my mom. 114 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:45,110 Okay. 115 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:54,990 So, 116 00:09:58,670 --> 00:10:02,110 today's the big day, eh? Please send me those available dates. 117 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:04,130 From now through to 2028. 118 00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:05,970 Yeah, you have my email? 119 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,470 Sure. Thanks. Bye. 120 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,010 Can't believe you remembered. 121 00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:14,990 You remind me every five minutes. 122 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:19,070 What was that about dates? Just some casual inquiries about the availability 123 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:20,550 of the Devon ICC. 124 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:24,210 Why? Just in case we need it. For a wedding. 125 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,870 Let Vashen introduce us first. 126 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,950 Well, he hasn't been home for two years and then this happens. 127 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:33,230 You don't just casually bring home a girl for Diwali. 128 00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:35,170 That's serious, babe. 129 00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:37,110 I need to be prepared. 130 00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:40,310 But the ICC, that's a bit much. 131 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:42,190 Just being proactive, babe. 132 00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:47,050 You know how the ICC gets fully booked up, and I've been dreaming of a proper 133 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,150 teddy wedding forever. 134 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:50,430 Two of your three children are married. 135 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,950 Ah, one of them eloped, and the other one did it at home affairs. 136 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:57,030 They don't count as real weddings. 137 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,570 Not like the one Varshan is going to give me. 138 00:11:01,270 --> 00:11:04,230 Yeah, but we don't even know whether Varshan and this girl are serious. 139 00:11:04,780 --> 00:11:06,280 We don't even know the girl's name. 140 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:11,360 Yeah, well, it's not my fault that your son is so bad at communication. 141 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,320 You know he gets that from you, right? 142 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:19,200 I should be getting to work. Bye. 143 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,620 I'm just wondering whether I should check the pundit's availability. 144 00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:35,219 So beautiful. 145 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,179 Recalculating route. 146 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,440 No, no, no, no. 147 00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:42,640 Recalculating route. You took the wrong turn. Make a U-turn over here so we can 148 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,160 get back on track. Baby, I've got a surprise for you. 149 00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:48,260 Uh-uh, we don't like surprises. Oh, come on. We never ever let you down. 150 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,460 Okay, there was that hike. But, I mean, how was I supposed to know that that guy 151 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:56,700 wasn't that actual guy? The sangoma beads, the slaughtered chicken, and the 152 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,180 fact that he wanted to read our bones. 153 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,700 Okay, well, what about the amazing surprise proposal that came after? 154 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:06,070 I mean, we were lost and almost was at. 155 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:13,750 Yeah, it was a good one. OK, so you are going to love this because this time it 156 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,330 doesn't involve any crazy people. 157 00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:27,780 We are behind schedule, so this better be worth it. Oh, yeah. No, this is good. 158 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:31,480 Here we go. Yeah? Yeah, you know. Here we go. Okay, here we go. One, two, 159 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,800 three. Ta-da! 160 00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:39,870 Surprise! I thought you said it didn't involve crazy people? What took you guys 161 00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:42,270 so long, man? Baba's driving me insane, I guess. 162 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:49,170 Mandla Mubesi Nkomo, leader of the Dysfunctional Nkomo clan. 163 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:50,630 I call him Baba. 164 00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:54,470 He calls himself Mzanzi's number one pharmaceutical rep. 165 00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:57,330 But truthfully, give him a shot. 166 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,520 You cheated on my mom and broke up our family. No, no, no, no. 167 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:02,780 Of 168 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:11,480 course, 169 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:12,620 you know. Okay, 170 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,260 bye-bye. 171 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:30,940 I hope he doesn't call me... He always uses my Zulu name, as if it settles a 172 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,080 score with my mom or something. 173 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:59,300 Vashin, his name is Vashin. 174 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,080 You'll be proud of me. 175 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:06,540 You'll be proud of me. You know what? 176 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,000 At least it's just one of them. 177 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:18,360 And there she is, Mandra's nemesis. 178 00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:20,980 Penelope. It's in Penelope. 179 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:25,460 She'll tell you hurikimamaka, but I did most of the mothering after Ubawa left. 180 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:29,240 She's all about the drama and all the damn catsuits. 181 00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:49,130 Whoa, baby. This is a 182 00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:59,490 dignified 183 00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:00,490 event. 184 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:23,180 Yeah, your guess is as good as mine. 185 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,960 Note who that man is. 186 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,640 In Christ. 187 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:54,320 Lover pleaser. The tantric guide to Kama Sutra. 188 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,500 I'm gonna be sick. 189 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,100 I'm gonna be sick. 190 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,780 They always do this. Hijack my moment and then act like I'm the drama. 191 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:08,240 Just excuse me while I go and scream into the ocean. 192 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,620 Put that away. 193 00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:26,660 Not till Diwali. 194 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,260 Put it away. 195 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,300 Did you find the stuff? And it better not be dodged. 196 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,420 Sis, why are you saying me like that? Mervyn, I found a new guy. 197 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,420 Well, actually, she's a girl. 198 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,640 And her name is Baby. 199 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,660 I don't care who it is, as long as it's better than that stupid guy from last 200 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,360 year. Gave us cheap duds. 201 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:50,220 And listen to me. I refuse to be outshone by Arusha again. 202 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,900 Relax. This year, we're going to be the dons of a mishlanga. 203 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,520 Our fikes will be tops. 204 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,780 But I'll need some moolah. 205 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,160 About ten good ones? 206 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,620 Lay you off your rockers. 207 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:04,720 I'll give you five. 208 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,960 You make it work. 209 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,300 Just in case I need to make a turn at the market. 210 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,280 Okay, you're sending now? 211 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,040 Sending. 212 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,540 Done. 213 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,839 Right. Give me that. 214 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:19,720 That. 215 00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:31,209 Breathe, Mabatu. 216 00:17:31,690 --> 00:17:32,690 Breathe. 217 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:34,750 This is your big surprise. 218 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:37,810 It felt wrong not to have them here. We're getting married. 219 00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:39,570 You ruined everything with your surprise. 220 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:43,350 You never stopped telling me how perfect your family is, how happy they are. I'm 221 00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:44,690 pretty sure I never said that. 222 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,050 Baby, look at me, okay? 223 00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:51,390 Whatever happens tonight, remember we are a team. 224 00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:53,770 We will do this together. 225 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:57,770 Your parents promised me that they were going to be on their best behavior. By 226 00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:59,870 the end of this evening, my mom is going to throw a shoe. 227 00:18:11,730 --> 00:18:14,350 I'm a yoga instructor. 228 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:22,070 Can we take a beat? 229 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,020 Do you maybe want to put your shoe back on? 230 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:57,090 Yeah, I mean, we are a two-for-one weekend special. 231 00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:00,530 We 232 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:07,150 are 233 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:14,090 an hour behind 234 00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:17,430 schedule. There's so much to still do, and I wanted to write a poem about 235 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:18,490 Diwali to your parents. 236 00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:19,890 I'll help you. 237 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:21,870 Diwali. 238 00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:24,650 Dazzling light. 239 00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:26,970 Sheer delight. 240 00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:31,130 Where we celebrate Mother Sita and Lord Rama. 241 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:35,230 With Chetty, Mama, and Papa. 242 00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:40,070 I dabbled a little bit in open mic slam poetry. 243 00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:42,130 I'll dabble your angry face. 244 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:46,950 They are going to think that I'm one of those who lives by African time. 245 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:48,830 Babe, we'll change here. 246 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,500 We'll meet them at the restaurant. 247 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:55,700 Now, show me my bedroom. Because, Batu-Batu, if you want perfection, I 248 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,720 need to look perfect for dinner tonight. 249 00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:04,480 Right. So, there's only one. 250 00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:06,800 One what? Why, why, why, why? One Petro. 251 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,460 The thing is, it's the only place me and Varshan could find. 252 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:10,639 Now said. 253 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,720 No, look. No, no, no, no. 254 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:18,080 Every Indian here in South Tyre want to go to Durban for Diwali. 255 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,800 You know Durban is like the Mecca for Hindus, right? 256 00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,060 You guys know this? 257 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Oh, shit. Sorry. 258 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,280 All right. 259 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,040 I'll get the bags. 260 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,260 Love you. 261 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,240 Love you too. 262 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,920 Maybe you've done it again. 263 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,620 You got the clips? 264 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:36,120 What's this? Made in China, India, Pakistan and many more. All these 265 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,120 countries. It's international. 266 00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:38,460 Good stuff. 267 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,880 You don't want it? I got plenty people like it. No, no, no. 268 00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:43,580 I'll take it. 269 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,040 Don't need to be like that. 270 00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,420 Listen here. 271 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,280 Don't mess with me. What? 272 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:56,020 We agree two and a half. 273 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:04,310 It's worth 4.5. You can have it. 274 00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:10,250 Don't worry, I got cash too. 275 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,130 You don't need to count it. I'm good. I'm good for it. 276 00:22:21,770 --> 00:22:23,690 Oh, you brought your boys. Hurry up. Hurry up. Shut up. 277 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,090 Double up. Double up. Double up. 278 00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:27,730 Put in the boot. 279 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,100 Small fella is big now, huh? 280 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:35,040 Close the boot. Never mind. Go, go, go. 281 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,160 Like a baby. 282 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,640 I need to go now. 283 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:03,540 Okay, yeah, go. I'm staying. 284 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:11,200 I'm just saying, it hurts when your brother hides his girlfriend from you. I 285 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,880 love you, V, but you can't keep a secret if your life depends on it. 286 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:16,320 Something's gotta be wrong with her. 287 00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:19,240 What if she saw me a path? 288 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,720 Or maybe your brother just didn't want his whole family in his relationship. 289 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:25,180 It's fine, man. 290 00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:29,260 Hey, give her a chance. 291 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,060 Fine. But if she's a homeopath, I'm not calling her doctor. 292 00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:43,040 I can't believe you're making me leave Durban Valley Festival for your lame 293 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,019 fantasy. 294 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:46,280 It's stupid, Darshan. They're gonna know. 295 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:49,420 Everybody's gonna be focused on the golden child. They will know. 296 00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:51,840 Come on, it's Diwali. Where's your fire? 297 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,120 Where's your Diwali spirit? 298 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,820 Sorry, it's dead. 299 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,340 How's the day, everyone? 300 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:33,100 I am starving. 301 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,440 Mervyn. What? 302 00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,180 Read. 303 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,760 Move. 304 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,080 We're not allowed to order until Barshan arrives. Until Barshan. And it's going 305 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,580 to be worth it. You'll see. 306 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:01,180 Martian, look at how gorgeous you look, my baby boy. 307 00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:02,380 I missed you, sweetie. 308 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,560 Particle sun returns. 309 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:07,360 My Raja, look at you. 310 00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:10,840 How handsome are you? Can't you get any more handsome? 311 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,420 It's so good to see you. 312 00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:15,260 Are you going thinner? 313 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,740 I hope you're eating. 314 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:21,560 Tell me, where is that lovely doctor girlfriend who's been stealing you from 315 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,700 me? Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. We don't need you right now. I'll call you when 316 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:26,700 we're ready to order. 317 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:32,800 Oh, wait, I'm not the waitress. It's me. 318 00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:35,980 I'm the doctor girlfriend, Matarina. 319 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:40,960 Wait, 320 00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:47,500 what's going on? Uh, yeah, this is, uh, this is my girlfriend. 321 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,440 Mabato. Mabato. 322 00:25:52,270 --> 00:25:56,250 Wait, so I'm the only one who didn't know she was... Lovely to finally meet 323 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,250 you, Mopato. 324 00:25:57,430 --> 00:26:00,310 Thank you. I've heard so much about all of you. 325 00:26:00,530 --> 00:26:02,350 But I guess you can't say the same. 326 00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:07,470 Wow. If my girlfriend looked like that, I'd be giving daily updates. 327 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:13,750 I mean, I love my wife. I'm confused. 328 00:26:14,010 --> 00:26:19,050 Why would you hide her from us? No, no. I am not hiding her from you. I was 329 00:26:19,050 --> 00:26:21,190 saving her for the big news. 330 00:26:24,780 --> 00:26:28,300 Yeah. We're getting married. Not if I get arrested for murder tonight. 331 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,440 Wow. Surprise. 332 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:34,820 Marriage? Oh, God. I completely forgot about them. 333 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,540 What in the cultural appropriation is she wearing? Sorry, excuse me. Who are 334 00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:41,540 they? 335 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,440 This is my family. 336 00:26:43,820 --> 00:26:45,780 Who do you think you are? 337 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,340 Where's my little yellow ball? Where are your uncles? 338 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,280 I think just because they're Indians, you know we must ignore our Zulu 339 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,040 customs. Baba, since when do we follow Zulu anything? 340 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:02,500 Wanaka, you know I don't like saying this, but your father is right. Just 341 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,740 because he cheated with a teenager doesn't mean you shouldn't listen. 342 00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:07,600 You should have told us. 343 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,620 35. She was 35. 344 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:14,540 Can you guys just wait for me to introduce you before airing dirty 345 00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:18,900 laundry? Maybe we should all just breathe and calm down. 346 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:24,360 So, Varshan, since it's been a night full of surprises, let me guess. 347 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:25,940 The wedding is next week. 348 00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:31,300 Do you have any idea how long the wait list is to book our family pundit? 349 00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:32,720 That's a Hindu priest. 350 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:34,300 Who's the son? 351 00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:37,380 I'm Ezee, lover of the bride's mother. 352 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,740 And breaker of my will to live. 353 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:46,180 Right now, wait, wait. So you're talking about bride and pundit when I haven't 354 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,380 seen your uncles outside my gate? 355 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,360 For your information. 356 00:27:50,010 --> 00:27:52,870 We Hindus also have our own wedding traditions and customs. 357 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:57,290 Excuse me, what makes you think your traditions are better than ours? 358 00:27:57,790 --> 00:28:02,950 Interesting you would say that, because you look very comfortable picking and 359 00:28:02,950 --> 00:28:04,810 choosing from other people's cultures. 360 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:06,089 Why can't they? 361 00:28:06,090 --> 00:28:08,010 Oh no, here comes the shoe. 362 00:28:10,270 --> 00:28:15,090 I guess I see why you chose to stay away from home and never visit. 363 00:28:20,590 --> 00:28:22,450 This is exactly why I didn't want them here. 364 00:28:25,890 --> 00:28:28,850 I'm telling you all now, we're definitely not eating tonight. 365 00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:29,970 Passion 366 00:28:29,970 --> 00:28:43,190 is 367 00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:44,790 just trying to calm down egos. 368 00:28:45,050 --> 00:28:46,590 I thought I should check on you. 369 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:52,150 I... Always thought he was proud to be with me. 370 00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:56,330 He is. He brags about you every time we speak. 371 00:28:56,690 --> 00:28:58,690 But he left out a pretty big detail. 372 00:29:00,430 --> 00:29:04,770 Look, did you tell your parents about Vaishen when you met? 373 00:29:05,150 --> 00:29:08,530 Not exactly. They just kind of bumped into him. 374 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:09,750 You see? 375 00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:14,030 And therein lies the dilemma, isn't it? Because if you mention it, it's a 376 00:29:14,030 --> 00:29:16,690 problem. If you don't mention it, it becomes a problem. 377 00:29:17,610 --> 00:29:19,350 The truth, Nobato, is... 378 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000 It's not a problem. 379 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:25,860 I could see it in your wife's face. She doesn't like me. Martian surprise day is 380 00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:28,320 all. My wife hates surprises. 381 00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:30,460 At least we have one thing in common. 382 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,740 Purusha is married to a woman. 383 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:36,640 And it took a while for Trina and I to come to terms with that. 384 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,120 But you came around. 385 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,240 Yeah, only problem now is that she's a vet. 386 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:44,660 Yeah, they're not real doctors. 387 00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:45,940 Not at all. 388 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:56,420 Not to be the I know black people or we liberal or have black friends kind of 389 00:29:56,420 --> 00:30:03,200 guy but I Also dated a sultry afro pop 390 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:09,760 queen once I thought that you you and your wife were together for ever Tembi 391 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:16,540 it was my final year of varsity and I wanted to marry her but It didn't work 392 00:30:16,540 --> 00:30:20,680 out. She wanted to tour the world, and I wanted to start a family. 393 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:24,120 And Terina, we shared the same vision. 394 00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:25,900 And so I settled down with her. 395 00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:31,520 Look, I've seen the way my son looks at you. 396 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:36,820 And if you want to keep that spark, all you need to do is share the same vision. 397 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,520 And trust me, 398 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,100 you're not his temple. 399 00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:12,420 Sure. 400 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,560 I'm Nelson, Mabatsu's brother. 401 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,220 Verusha. And this is my wife. 402 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,620 I didn't catch your wife's name. 403 00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,720 Oh, don't worry about it. She's just a vet. 404 00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:25,060 That one? 405 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,160 Um, 406 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,500 Yvette. 407 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,840 Hey, everyone. 408 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:34,120 So, I think reset is in order. 409 00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:37,200 And in light of that... 410 00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:54,610 Uh, baby? 411 00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:55,650 I'm really sorry. 412 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:59,790 I can explain. I really didn't... Don't worry. I'm turning this ship around, but 413 00:31:59,790 --> 00:32:01,570 we're definitely going to talk about this later. 414 00:32:02,810 --> 00:32:03,810 Okay, okay, okay. 415 00:32:11,780 --> 00:32:18,320 So, I know I may not be the picture some of you have in your mind, but I'm hoping 416 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:24,160 that tonight is a first step to building a new picture together. 417 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:30,280 This is my first Diwali, and I know from my research that Diwali is supposed to 418 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,460 be about peace, light, and love. 419 00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:35,260 All the good stuff. 420 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,880 So I'd like to propose a toast. 421 00:32:47,350 --> 00:32:53,390 Here's to figuring it out and finding the peace, light, and love together. 422 00:32:55,290 --> 00:33:01,250 Despite tonight and Vashon's surprises, I love him. 423 00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:05,970 And I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 424 00:33:06,290 --> 00:33:07,630 I want to be your Terina. 425 00:33:09,270 --> 00:33:12,730 And I refuse to be your Tembi. 426 00:33:16,810 --> 00:33:18,270 So, to family! 427 00:33:21,010 --> 00:33:22,010 Tampy, 428 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:27,030 you know, the lady your dad dated in his final year. 429 00:33:27,430 --> 00:33:32,330 Aibo, you know, the one that you wanted to marry, but she chose the music life. 430 00:33:32,570 --> 00:33:36,790 So, Uncle Shyam settled with Auntie Karina. 431 00:33:37,270 --> 00:33:39,090 And they live happily ever after. 432 00:33:39,410 --> 00:33:40,470 What? What? 433 00:33:41,670 --> 00:33:43,030 When we met. 434 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,880 You said you weren't seeing anybody. 435 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:50,900 She meant nothing then, and she means nothing now. You've been hiding this 436 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:53,120 woman from me. Trina, just... Sham! 437 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,880 So what did I do? 438 00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:58,740 Keys. My keys? 439 00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:00,240 Now. Why my car? 440 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,440 Because I'm not leaving with him. 441 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,220 Trina, just... Mom? 442 00:34:04,820 --> 00:34:06,440 Now she really hates me. 443 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,720 You see? 444 00:34:08,219 --> 00:34:09,800 Keys. Dad! 445 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,280 Not so perfect after all. 446 00:34:15,710 --> 00:34:16,929 Babe, what have you done? 447 00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:19,650 Me? You're the one who... You know what? 448 00:34:20,630 --> 00:34:21,670 Now is not the time. 449 00:34:23,650 --> 00:34:25,050 Gosh, wait. 450 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,270 So, 451 00:34:33,850 --> 00:34:35,510 what would you like to eat? 452 00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:37,150 Toxtel? 453 00:34:40,150 --> 00:34:41,150 Trina! 454 00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:43,330 Trina, please stop! 455 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:44,900 Trina! 456 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:48,679 Trina! My body got it all wrong! 457 00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:51,219 Yes, I must have misheard! Trina! 458 00:34:55,340 --> 00:34:57,500 Trina! Trina, stop! 459 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,040 Trina, watch out for those guys! 460 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,160 make me plan a funeral before I plan my wedding. 461 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:43,660 All because of something that happened years ago. Oh, just shut up, Sham. Shut 462 00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:47,040 up. What do you mean, Sham? I don't want to hear your voice. All our lives were a 463 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:52,180 lie. I don't want to know. Just stay away from me. Maybe we can sort this out 464 00:35:52,180 --> 00:35:53,098 at home. 465 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:54,100 Less witnesses. 466 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,360 Home? What home? 467 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,860 The same home that Varshan worked so hard to stay away from. 468 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,520 Hey, 469 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,160 fireworks. 470 00:36:31,470 --> 00:36:34,530 Money well spent. 471 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,500 That's it. 472 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,320 That is it. 473 00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:53,880 Diwali is canceled. 474 00:36:54,720 --> 00:37:00,240 I wanted my first Diwali to be explosive, but this is not what I had in 475 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:01,240 mind. 476 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:03,700 Terina. 477 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,500 Terina. 478 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:11,700 Terina. Hello. So, Chomi, are you the best Makoti the Chetis have ever seen? 479 00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:15,540 More like their worst nightmare. 480 00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:29,100 How soon can you get here? 481 00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:30,660 I need backup. 482 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,680 But what I really need is a miracle. 483 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,220 Mommy, what are you cooking?